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God! Stop Following Me Around!: Mulder and Scully are convinced that something, anything, is paranormal about MY life. They pester me about it. Frequently.
The Case of the Jolly Fat Men: Sequel to God! Stop Following me around! Two years later a new pair of agents come to ask me for help on a case. And this time they think they're tracking Santa!
These masterpieces by Neoxphile tickled my funnybone. I do like a bit of snark, I must admit. I laugh just thinking about these fics.
The cover image for Jolly Fat Men features photography (sans Santa) by NeoX's dad. The family aspect just adds to the joy these fics provide. Thanks to NeoX for permission to post these here. 🙂 You can find Neoxphile's fics and much more good stuff at Mulder's Creek.