25,000 words
Some more trashy smut with no plot to concern yourself with. Probably best enjoyed drunk. I've included a link to the fanfiction.net version, however it's missing the final chapter.
Heineken: The first in the series, Mulder and Scully go out for some post-case drinks, primarily beer.
Merlot: Mulder and Scully discuss the happenings of the previous story, drink wine and eat salad and chicken.
Smirnoff: Another night with our two favorite agents. Substitute the wine for some vodka and shake...
Cuervo Gold: Mulder and Scully go to a Halloween party? With the Gunmen? Yes and yes, but it's believeable! With tequila, now we're getting somewhere!
Courvoisier: Mulder and Scully go out to dinner and don't get drunk! Okay, so they're a little tipsy, but he shows her how much she means to him.
Mike's Hard Lemonade*: A power hour and some Mike's hard lemonade... on a hot and sticky night.
Jello Shots*: Jello is just so jiggly! How much fun can Mulder and Scully have with it?
*written with TriplePirouette
My depression and anxiety have been troubling me for the past week or so, so I'm trying to self-medicate with some mindless drunkfic.