When Mulder voluntarily disappears, Scully traces him to an oil drilling platform in the Grand Banks. But what she finds there will lead her question everything she believes she knows about... extra-terrestrials (said in Pilot!Mulder voice). Features Krycek the Wonder Assassin, CGB Splendifferous and other favorites! And actually, it's not funny, contrary to the tone of this summary.
JessM was not only responsible for some memorable smutfic (for which Tre made a number of covers so there'll be more to come), she's a bit of a devious plot master as well when it comes to her longer fics. This is but one.