Gourmet Groping I & II by The Pimpernel

20,000 words

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Published: June 25, 2019
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Rating:

Mature Audiences (M/R)

XFAuthors:

The Pimpernel

Genres:

20K - 50K words (Novella), Seasons 6-7 (FTF Fallout/SOSS), Combined Series, No Era Given, Mulder/Scully Romance

Tags:

Angst, Erotica, Fight!, Humor, Humorotica, It's complicated, Outdoor Smut, Relationship Angst, Smut, Smuttin' Somewhere Reckless, UST to RST (First time)

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x-trash.com

Originally Posted:

2002, 2003

You know you’d have accepted the bet too. Admit it.

The title doesn't do this fic any favours. This one has more plot than porn, with a PG-13 rating for the first part which only makes it to an R in the second story. But I think it's an interesting and vaguely plausible scenario they put themselves into, and the thought of sex up against a palm tree on the beach is one I'm happy to entertain.

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