I: Maggie needs some help moving a few things. Discoveries ensue.
II: Mulder annoys scully and she gets revenge
III: Scully raises the revenge stakes. Some naked antics ensue.
Whilst this may not be a literary classic, I remember having to chase down parts of this fic so I'm posting it here in its entirety for the hump day PWP. Unfortunately it seems that Sam's muse was feeling rather contrary when she wrote this, and it turned out to be PWPWP.
Anyway, if you're after some OOC mindlessness involving some friendly competition between our agents, this should be about 15 minutes worth.