Alpha Prequel by Sarah Parsons

8,000 Words

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Published: May 3, 2023
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Genres:

7500 - 20K words (Longer Story), Mulder/Scully Friendship, Mulder/Scully Partnership, Seasons 1-3 (Early), Seasons 6-7 (FTF Fallout/SOSS), Standalone

Tags:

Angst, Episode addition/fixit, Humor, Humorotica, Mulder Self-Torture, Office Smut, Oozing UST, Short but Smut (PWP), Smuttin' Somewhere Reckless, Solo Smut, Unresolved Erotica

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Originally Posted:

1999

Alpha Prequel (or alt.sex.doggiestyle.fuck.fuck.fuck)

Mulder makes a new friend online.

After posting Werewolf fics by frogdoggie, word association brought my mind straight to this fic, despite it being almost the opposite to the Werewolf Chronicles in a way.

This is a killer piece of comedy fic. I'm laughing right now just thinking about it . Even the title sets me off again. I hope you enjoy it just as much. I can further assure you that dog woman is not the source of Mulder's inspiration. 😉

I was disappointed that you can't read Mulder's computer screen in the cover image after I had way too much fun combining a screenshot of my newsreader's ATXC search, some made up doggie titles & a heap of real spam (from alt.tv.x-files.creative.mature) in an attempt to make a realistic version of alt.sex.doggiestyle.fuck.fuck.fuck. Accordingly I've included the doctored screenshot here. Sadly I did not make that horse one up. LOL

newsgroup - alt.sex.doggiestyle.fuck.fuck.fuck — click to see full-sized image

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