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They were in the sheriff’s office, arguing over something, when he finally did it...
Some early MSR. This might be the shortest fic I've posted here so just go read it.
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They were in the sheriff’s office, arguing over something, when he finally did it...
Some early MSR. This might be the shortest fic I've posted here so just go read it.
A stakeout turns voyeuristic!
You can count on Mulder to lead them straight into temptation trouble. I do love seeing them try to cope in the most awkward of situations, and Ficlady has definitely done that with this little story.
Mulder makes a new friend online.
After posting Werewolf fics by frogdoggie, word association brought my mind straight to this fic, despite it being almost the opposite to the Werewolf Chronicles in a way.
This is a killer piece of comedy fic. I'm laughing right now just thinking about it . Even the title sets me off again. I hope you enjoy it just as much. I can further assure you that dog woman is not the source of Mulder's inspiration. 😉
I was disappointed that you can't read Mulder's computer screen in the cover image after I had way too much fun combining a screenshot of my newsreader's ATXC search, some made up doggie titles & a heap of real spam (from alt.tv.x-files.creative.mature) in an attempt to make a realistic version of alt.sex.doggiestyle.fuck.fuck.fuck. Accordingly I've included the doctored screenshot here. Sadly I did not make that horse one up. LOL
Mulder invites Scully to meet him at a bar, and she accepts.
MD1016. One of my very favourite authors. She's brought her wonderful angst and the smut together again in this short fic.
Between Then & Now: Mulder makes a late night visit before they start back at work.
One More Step: A continuation of “Between Then and Now” .
This was written after the movie but before Season 6, so it's still assumed that our agents are starting back in their basement office. Scully's sitting at home in her satin PJs thinking about that hallway kiss when Mulder makes a non-intoxicated (but intoxicating) 2am appearance...
Yes! Yes! Yessss… I think that about covers it.
To liven up an otherwise smut-free week, I thought I'd upload another plane-related fic. TBishop steams up the windows as Mulder and Scully show each other some mutual appreciation during a flight home. What it lacks in plot, it makes up for in moistness.
Mulder pushes the boundary lines.
I don't have any tags for hot non-smut and teasing in the office. In fact this one doesn't seem to want to fit the usual categories. It's MSR. It's sticky, It's delicious.
You may remember Fiona for her art and manipulations. Sadly her website finally bit the dust in 2021 but you can find the remnants at the wayback machine.
This is only a short one. It's almost midnight and I'm all tuckered out. I finally got the stuff done today to speed the site up so fingers crossed it will function a lot better now.
While on assignment Scully's subconscious brings forth memories of a very different ending to "Monday" but what will her emotions push her to do with this newfound remembrance?
The cover might contain a spoiler for this one... Ariadne somehow manages to take our agents on a smooth trip from the summary to the dustjacket and beyond.
This is one glorious post-ep for Monday.
Grabbing her hand, he guides her from under the canopy of cobwebbed limbs into the back yard...
This out-take from No Quarter Given was supposed to be released last week in acknowledgement of the New Orleans Mardi Gras, but I got hyper-focussed on Scully's Birthday instead. I'm releasing it as a special weekend bonus since I had a couple of double-up days that I'm trying to shuffle. With Mish taking you to southern Louisiana, with its hauntingly twisted oaks draped with Spanish moss, then add two attractive FBI agents fucking like the alium invasion is nigh, you'll forget what day it is.
Let me just add how awesome Sybil's contributions to the fanfic community were that she inspired so much birthday fic dedicated to her. Maybe for her birthday next year I could do an anthology of her birthday or challenge fics...
Honeymoon I, by Suricata In which our heroes find themselves looking for ghosts in an overly decorated honeymoon hotel. Scully is appalled. Mulder is… Mulder.
Honeymoon II, by Jane Mortimer In which Mulder’s reaction to happiness is just what you might expect.
Some unabashed smut to continue the Valentine's Day theme. Scully doesn't want to spend the Valentine's Day weekend on a case looking for a ghost. But when there's only one room, and it has a jacuzzi, she tries to make the most of her situation. 🙂
Redheaded Dancing Girl: GirlyScully. We all know it's in there and it's so damn nice to bring it out. I promise you won't require any fillings after reading this though. When a memory triggers a realization of sorts for Scully, she comes to understand that the power to control her relationship with Mulder lies in her new found knowledge.
Talking to the Walls: Scully's a nosy little thing.
Quite So New: Scully wakes up and - AHH! - There’s a man in the bed! What ever shall she do? (I should probably take these summary things more seriously, don’t you think?).
Superhero: I have a conspiracy theory (which I have been bothering the poor girls in my dorm with) about the shirt Scully is wearing in Rush. It's so very un-Scully. It's too - big. So where in the heck did it come from? And why in the heck are Mulder and Scully acting so goofy in the first scene of the ep? This is the fourth (and final) installment in the Redhead Dancing Girl Series.
A sweet little series starring the video collection that isn't Mulder's. This kind of hovers around the festive season finishing the morning of Rush.
A New Year's Eve party provides some Scully/Mulder angst, and a way for our two fave agents to get naughty.
[I seem to get more replies when I aim for the SMUT target (Sexual Mutual Understanding and Trust), so I am catering to the public.]
Some more holiday smut. 'Tis the season and all.
Some of the vignettes are post-eps for various Season 5 episodes.
I've always been a fan of Alanna's writing. It took me a few attempts to put all these stories into the right order, so hopefully I have it now. The stories were referred to along the way as part of a universe but were then gathered together on Alanna's website as the "Trilogy" series. Alanna using different names along the way didn't help matters. The series runs though a range of emotions as their relationship progresses.
Unfortunately the original image for this series didn't get saved to the wayback machine.
Recipe for smut: one bachelorette party, about a hundred tequila shooters, a game dreamed up by one ‘Spooky’ Mulder. and a redheaded partner just drunk enough to play it. yield: one helluva smut-cake!
Mulder and Scully get it on in a multitude of places in fanfic, and Jacquie is often there cheering them on. I'm totally here for it.
In Coming: Scully takes control of Mulder in an new way
Out Going: Mulder tries to regain control of the situation at hand
It's Thanksgiving in the USA, so I planned to add a bonus fic for today. I had a quick look through my fics and found this one. It's not actually a Thanksgiving fic, however "Outgoing" was released on Thanksgiving 1998 as "Mandatory Thanksgiving Smut". Who am I to argue with Jori? Consequently it's mandatory to read this for Thanksgiving. 😀 You can quiz yourself afterwards to make sure you took it all in. Maybe write an exploration of your interpretation of the last line... 😉
I originally tried to mess with Jori's "OutGoing" banner to force it into the correct dimension for X-Libris covers, but it wasn't working all that well, so I've made a new one inspired by Jori's original art, below.
A different kind of songfic. Gina didn't provide a summary and just requested to give it a chance. You won't be sorry.
After the Louvre I - After the events in Gethsemane, Mulder & Scully go on the run to an unusual place and discover some hidden feelings.
After the Louvre II: Escape - Hiding out in Europe after the events in Gethsemane, Mulder & Scully head to London. Second installment of After the Louvre.
Some classic smuttiness for hump day this week. This one harkens back to Season 4's Gethsemane - Mulder is 'dead' and Scully has cancer, so they run off to Paris to escape the consortium.
The ride home from the hospital following Memento Mori gets "hot" and emotional.
Confession time. While I was totally incapacitated, the only thing I was still capable of doing was making MSR smut images. Consequently there are a lot of smutty covers at the moment as I've felt obliged to turn the full smut into useful images. I'm actually considering posting the unadulterated images in a secret directory on x-trash, but that would show people just how depraved I really am, so I'm still not sure... 😉
I had only planned to upload twice a week as I ease my way back into being productive again, but there are a few short ones I'd like to add so figured I'd go back to the "hump day" short fics. They may not be all PWP this time, there are also some classic fics and vignettes I'd like to add. I figured I'd stay in the road trip theme for this one.
By popular demand, I have started a secret page at x-trash for the smutty images underneath some of the covers. You can find it here. The password is "smut".
Stopping for the night on a long drive, Scully discovers the joys of sleeping in the great outdoors.
Another road trip story. Mulder, Scully, a cold night, and sleeping bags. There's nothing quite like sleeping outdoors under the stars. Moose & Squirrel make it a lot sexier than my experience though.
I am angry right now. I’m not sure what galls me the most—that Mulder left and made me worry about him, that he ditched me to be with Diana Fowley, or how I reacted when I learned that he hadn’t been alone on his little hiatus. At first I was just angry with Mulder, but now I’m also angry with myself. I’ve behaved foolishly and I’m not sure how to retreat. I have fallen in love with Mulder and I don’t know how to stop.
When I last posted, I was about to get back on the road to drive home. I got home and fell apart. I haven't been able to even read fanfic in the last 5 months. I have a lot of catching up to do...
I thought it would be appropriate to post a couple of Mulder/Scully on-the-road fics. Their road trips are far more exciting than mine. This one comes after the angst of One Son, and Scully is questioning her future with Mulder. Don't worry, there's a happy ending...
What if Mulder and Scully fucked in the pilot episode? 10 separate stories make up this series.
Tomorrow is my 28th X-Files anniversary. ? I was hooked when the pilot episode first aired in Australia on 17 February 1994. Thankfully I recovered from the personality defect that caused me to spend the first 5 years of the show as a noromo, to enable me to now relish in the raw purity that is unencumbered Mulder-Scully sex during the pilot episode.
ScullyGolightly wrote ten stories in the series; each of them is a standalone and just a bit of harmless fun. Although it hasn't been added to since 2019, I do hope there are still some yet to be written that will appear at the series link one day without warning...
Black Tie Affair #1: Written for a prompt: "If you keep looking at me like that, we're not going to make it to a bed."
Black Tie Affair #2: Mulder and Scully get dressed up once again and play spies as they try to catch some elusive bad guys.
Black Tie Affair #3: Mulder and Scully continue their roles as Spies.
Black Tie Affair #4: Another assignment, but Scully thinks she's outfoxed Mulder this time.
Black Tie Affair #5: Mulder and Scully go to the South of France while on the job as international spies.
Black Tie Affair #6: Mulder and Scully's international intrigue continues...
Black Tie Affair #7: Mulder and Scully's assignment comes to an end.
Although there are 2 more parts of the Goshen Universe to post, I've had to take a short break from it while I fix some stuff up behind the scenes. It's all available at AO3 anyway.
I felt the need to lighten the mood a little, so I've gone with some smut-humour, or humoritca as I refer to it. I just adore this series by somekindofseizure. Mulder and Scully are temporarily assigned to "The jewel and art thief rich criminal James Bond Thomas Crown spy ring division" of the FBI, and are arguably the worlds worst spies. In their defense though, they have a lot of distractions to deal with. I'm LMAO just thinking about it.
The main link to AO3 will take you to the series, otherwise each individual story is linked above.
'Tis the night before Christmas, and Scully's holiday is turning out a little differently than she expected.
!CW: Potentially dubcon if you believe there was an external influence at play
Merry Christmas. PD's gift to us all is some smut, with a case file as a bit of an excuse.
My family Festivus celebration just got cancelled thanks to my sister being in isolation as a close covid contact, so I may have time to add some more later, particularly since this is only a short one...
Alcohol makes people do the strangest things ...
!dubcon (both drunk)
This probably isn't the strangest thing I could think of making these particular people do. 😉 I admit that it's not a particularly original concept. But it is the festive season, so please enjoy some drunken party shenanigans.
I've been very scatterbrained this week, and had a lot of trouble trying to decide which stories to upload. Then I kept forgetting which stories I'd prepared and did a few extra. Then I ended up posting a fic that wasn't specifically Christmas related as the first of the seasonal fics... My loss of focus is your gain as long as I don't get too distracted again - I'll try to remember to post a couple of those accidental extra festive stories this week.
She had the power tonight.
I noticed as I added the fics for the rest of the week that there hasn't been as much smut as usual posted lately. I decided to post this extra smut to make up for this.
This PWP from Spooky's Girl has a slight angsty jealousy bouquet. There's nothing about the /other tags to worry about.
I assure you that there's some good stuff on the horizon. 🙂
Mulder tells Scully to go home but she's still out in the field the next day. At what point did she tell him "No way, Jose. I stay"?
A missing part of the Requiem conversation in the bed.
By far the shortest story I've posted here, but I love the cover art. I'm not sure who created it, but I picked it up from Suzanne's section of alanna.net.
Mulder in chaps. Need I say more? This series begins the day after M&S did the wild thing for the first time, post-Closure.
Donnilee made dustjackets for all 4 stories:
Mulder reacts to a Scully outfit and starts an emotional avalanche.
I'm a sucker for the decoy!Scully trope, and this fic is an all-time favourite. Mulder's tongue can't help itself when faced with Scully's under-dressed cleavage, and to be totally honest, even as a straight woman I can appreciate the temptation that naked Scullyboobs would present. Slight dubcon (but not unwanted) Mulder!tongue action.
Mulder and Scully struggle to keep warm overnight in their broken down car as they wait for help to arrive.
A very early proponent of "mind candy", KRoch, demonstrates that a sleeping bag is optional when it comes to keeping warm in this hump day smut.
Scully takes a vacation half way across the country, Mulder finds her, and does what we've all been waiting for.
Pissy Scully takes time away from Mulder. Mulder can't handle it. Smut ensues.
I'm struggling a little to get back into posting after spending weeks wrangling software and attempted hackers. I still have some more stuff here to tidy up since the last wordpress update broke a few things, but I seriously need that vacation I was planning now. I wonder whether Mulder would follow me across the country if I just take off...
“If you stop, I promise I will fuck you within an inch of your life tonight.”
Note: Special stunt clones were used in this fic. Please don't try this yourself. CW: Drunken shananigans.
A shoutout to the bartenders of DC who go above and beyond to ensure their drunken clientele make it home safely by calling a trusted colleague. Don't be expecting much more in the way of plot in this one. Your're welcome.
Rumor: It started like many rumors do - in the ladies room on the sixth floor. This time it happened to be during the five-minute break between departmental speakers in the first quarterly review of the new Millennium.
Bartering Contentment: Turning fledgling physical intimacy into a relationship you can wear every day.
Two glorious stories from Beduini. Some Scully/Mulder violence is involved in our agents' first frenetic coming together.
Mulder's favourite dancer has been murdered.
Oh the angst when Scully discovers that Mulder has been seeing an adult entertainer who is almost her double. Some ever-popular substitution fic from MoJo.
A class lecture with some interesting results.
Abracadabra shows us that a relevant plot can be superfluous with our adventurous agents in this hot little hump day fic.
Learning to play can be dangerous.
Another delightful fic from Diana Battis for hump day.
Yee-haw : Rated NC-17, MSR RST, H : Mulder and Scully go undercover (or is that under covers?) as a married couple working on a ranch. When Mulder is injured in a sensitive place, who will provide the TLC he needs?
Two of a Kind : Rated NC-17, MSR RST, dub-con elements : Post-ep to "Three of a Kind" in which the Lone Gunmen find Scully under the influence of the injected drug and instead of just knocking her out, they call Mulder.
If I Were Her... : Rated NC-17, M/S : Musings of a fellow female agent.
If I Were Him... : Rated NC-17, M/S : Musings of a fellow male agent.
Drawing a Bath : Rated NC-17, MSR, UST, 'bation : Scully draws a bath while talking with Mulder on the phone.
OutFoxed : Rated NC-17, Sc/O, MSR RST : Scully has a boyfriend. Mulder doesn't like him. All is not what it seems.
Rose Petal : Rated PG , MSR : Post-ep to "Never Again" in which Mulder's thoughts during Scully's absence are examined. Sorry, no smut here, just an angst-fest.
Not Everything Is About You : Rated NC-17, MSR, BDSM : Another "Never Again" post-ep. "You know, this is unacceptable. If he's going to treat me like his slave, he's gonna learn to do it right."
This last story includes Krycek non-con with Scully so I've put it at the end should you wish to skip it.
Dark Secrets : Rated NC-17, Sc/K non-con, MSR RST : Post-ep to "Paper Clip" in which instead of Krycek and Cardinal shooting Scully's sister at her apartment, Krycek goes to Scully's apartment, ties her up and makes her call Mulder, who has to watch while he does nasty things to her.
This anthology doesn't include Not an Exercise in Subtlety or Risky Business, which are already available at x-libris.
Before Satina went over to the slash side, and occasionally afterwards, she wrote some extremely satisfying MSR erotica. She had a gift for capturing the intense desire our agents had for one another. These are those stories (plus one PG fic and minus the ones above that I've already posted here.)
If you're interested in reading Satina's Mulder/Krycek fics, they can be found at HegalPlace.com on wayback.
Kacaso made covers for many of these fics, but sadly few of the M/S ones remain.
One man's trash is his partner's treasure - himself. Post-Pilot smut
XochiLuvr decides to torture Mulder in a whole new way with this hump day PWP. I think that we can all agree that this one's definitely AU. Bob makes a regular appearance in the show after all...
It may seem like there’s a plot, but bear with me. I promise it has pretty much no bearing on the true meaning of this story at all. I wrote it to fulfill my personal smut quotient for the week.
Although this is set after the UnNatural, it's more of a post-ep for Milagro.
Hump day PWP. 🙂 Although this is set after the UnNatural, it's more of a post-ep for Milagro. I'm not sure what else to say about this one - maybe don't expect a lot of romance.
Enough I: Crucify Me: Post Gethsemane. Our agents are angry. Prepare yourself for a gritty!Scully and pissed!Mulder.
Enough I: Crucify Me (Epilogue): Mulder and Scully make-up. Kinda.
Enough II: Come Play My Game: Ummmm....Sex? Mind Candy? Mulder and Scully at a Ft. Lauderdale Club.
Some hump day PWP. I love it when they have to fuck out their differences 🙂
I actually have a huge number of short fics with classic covers that I'd like to post. I was thinking of a month-long short fic special, but maybe "Hump Day Humping" could be a thing...
Scully’s curiosity gets the better of her.
Author’s notes: This thing is the result of one too many conversations about Bad Blood. It takes place after Scully’s second autopsy and drifts off into a universe all it’s own...
A bonus fic because I'd meant to post it on 22 February - 23 years since Bad Blood first aired in the USA, although I could have saved it until 18 May when it first aired in Australia I suppose.
It's a favourite episode, but one that's distinctly underrepresented in smutfics.
Bad Blood Challenge!!!!
There’s so much opportunity in this ep for some added smut that I’d like to issue a challenge to our wonderful fanfic community to smutify the episode in as many different ways as possible. Here are some suggestions:
I hereby challenge all authors to write me some Bad Blood smut to put in a Shipper's Digest anthology 😀 Send any and all fics or links to fics you'd like to submit to xlibris at xf-redux dot com by 30 April 2021. Please xxx
Little Blue Pill: Someone spiked Mulder's drink with viagra at the FBI ball...
Heat Wave: Mulder and Scully have a little fun with ice cream Set after little blue Pill
All I can say is that I wish I had a trusting working relationship like this with my handsome co-workers. Scully goes above and beyond the call of duty at this FBI Ball. Later on they relieve each other in the heat.
Because these were companion fics I left them out of both the Heat and the FBI Ball Shipper's Digests when they were compiled. There's not much substance to them, so I'm releasing this 'book' as a bonus extra to celebrate ...ummm... Groundhog Day on Tuesday! Best wishes for a Happy Groundhog Day!
I’ve never been a B&B type of guy. Until now. Until Scully.
Mulder and Scully and a vacation at a B&B.
This fic is the ultimate in escapism; it's the beauty of what an unencumbered M&S in love look like. It started as a IWTB Mailing List punishment fic, handed out over grave misdemeanors such as posting a story twice to the list. There are quite a few really juicy fics resulting from such punishment, and I'm hoping to collect as many as possible and combine in one volume here.
Meanwhile, this is the final story in my daily PWP distraction from US political drama postings, I hope. I'd like to think that as long as Mulder and Scully are doing the wild thing, all is right in the world. Hopefully we're back to M, W & F posts. 🙂
Mulder finds something in his closet that seems to reflect Scully's care and love for him. He keeps it, and begins to concoct fantasies centering around that memento, fantasies in which Scully openly shows her desire for him.
Continuing with my extra PWP for world peace posts, Soleil provides some post-Monday fantasy.
Cotton candy for the mind. No violence, no guns drawn (and quickly lost) - just all the things I'd want to do if it were ME in that car.
A second weekend PWP distraction from reality fic. Flynn manages to give us intense UST in an existing relationship. Now that's talent.
Hydrotherapy: What better way to unwind after a long, hard day?
Water Torture: Eavesdropping isn’t always such a good idea.
A Healing Touch: Mulder and Scully finally give in.
Some bonus PWP as a distraction from world events. Hang on in there.
I've used a cover made by Jamie over at thejfiles.com. I can't say that it belongs to this fic, but I can't say it belongs to any other fic, so it's here. 🙂
Merry Christmas, Scully: Mulder and Scully exchange gifts, dreams and love at Christmas, post Redux II.
Merry Christmas, Scully 2: Making Snow Angels: Mulder remembers spending Christmas day with Scully as he fights a blizzard to return to her at the cottage to make snow angels.
Another Christmas, another cabin in the woods. 🙂
Is it the magic of the Eight Ball, the Christmas spirit, or something that’s been a long time in coming?
Nothing but Christmas cheer, schmoop and smut here. We don't know
nothin' bout no angst.
Fortunately Mulder and Scully's office parties happened before social distancing ruined all the fun, although I never had this much fun at any of mine. Put on some Duran Duran and enjoy.
A wayward walk on a ghostless, haunted afternoon.
This is a stunningly beautiful fic by Jeylan, which I was inspired to post by KR who likes to receive fic recs for her birthday. Happy birthday KR, I hope you enjoy this one.
A selection of steamy stories where our heroes do the horizontal hula at Halloween. Definitely Adults Only!!!
More treats than tricks. More pocus than hocus. It's probably not surprising that Mr & Mrs Spooky enjoy halloween. This is a bit of a mixed bag of stories. The majority are first time fics. Most are refreshingly light on plot, but there's a case file in there too. There's a lot of light-hearted fun to enjoy in this batch.
A Splash in Texas: Mulder and Scully return to Texas for vacation fun, improving their relationship has never been so fun or so hard.
Fireworks: After their argument in Texas, Scully comes to terms with what she wants and how to control her controlling side.
There's no shame in shameless smut. There should be more of it in this messed up world we live in. 🙂
I'm still plugging away at Donnilee's "Other Author" sites, and I've done Michelle/xfimnotdone's now, twice, and decided that this 4th July fluff was appropriate to post here given the date.
Donnilee's Fireworks dustjacket is MIA, so I've done a replacement for the site. There are a few yet to replace on Michelle/xfind's pages once I get the rest of the sites updated.
If your eyes hurt too much at the web link to the left, I'm trying a new version at https://donnilee.xf-redux.com/xfind/.
xfimnotdone, I haven't shown you the new version yet to decide between them because you're supposed to be studying and I don't want to be a bad influence... I'll be in touch...
Mulder and Scully get together while sent on a missing person's case for the Director of the Bureau.
I've been totally hyperfocussed on recoding Donnilee's old website from scratch for the last week so when I realise it's Monday and I haven't uploaded anything here, Donnilee is an obvious choice. It's just a standalone, purely because that took the least amount of time. There's probably still at least a week's work to go on that site, since it was totally mobile-unfriendly and ridlled, just riddled with an absolutely ridiculous amount of excess code (which wasn't Donnilee's fault - just a result of using microsoft products), so you may be getting more of her stories this week... It's a site I've picked up and put down multiple times because of the challenge it posed, but I'm determined to finish it this time. If all goes to plan, I may be able to add a web link by Wednesday.
Meanwhile, I hope you enjoy some classic Donnilee case-file fluff. 🙂 (I didn't make the cover more subtle for the site photo this time because the fact that I was planning to censor only female breasts bothered my feminist sensibilities. )
What if Mulder and Scully's first time is, well...less than perfect?? (Okay, okay, I know their first time will be incredible, but just go with me here...)
This one's just a quickie. 10 seconds was all I had to prepare and upload a fic after the week I've had, so 10 Seconds is what you get 🙂
Cheekies, Wet With Rain: Mulder loses a bet but ends up winning.
Sequels - Cheekies, In the Night & Cheekies, In the Spring
A special bonus release for Cinco de Mayo... wild, unadulterated PWP, purported to cure any ills*.
You know when Jacquie (or ChaCha as I think of her) is involved, the dynamic duo are going to have dynamic fun. 😉
*not tested on or guaranteed to cure any actual ills. Please seek medical advice, but it shouldn't hurt to read this while you're waiting...
SHIPPERS DIGEST 4 includes:
As we all know, Scully's a medical doctor, and there are occasions where that skill is needed to take care of Mulder's mistreated man-parts. These are but 4 fics where such an indignity has been suffered. I actually laughed out loud in some parts, which felt wrong under the circumstances, so I hope I'm not alone.
Again, I've linked to further reading on AO3...
Mulder has a very, very good dream. Or does he?
A glimpse into what Mulder was up to during 'all things'. This one is absolutely impossible to tag, but it's only a short one, so go on and read it.
I wanted to post a Beltane fic for Beltane, so this was the obvious choice. I'm limited to providing the original web link only in accordance with Pru's wishes, but fortunately the story is in a single text file, so you can print it from your browser in PDF format [Ctrl+P], or use a plugin like EpubPress for chrome/firefox. It just dawned on me that I don't download anything using my phone so I have no idea how to do that...
Seeds: Scully discovers the hidden benefits of Mulder’s oral fixation.
Shells: More oral fun with our intrepid agents. A follow-up to "Seeds."
Some bonus weekend PWP. Mulder must have a well-toned tongue.
Happy April Fool's Day! I hope Sister Spooky's foolery adds some Mulder and Scully fun to your day.
Scully plays joke that gets her more than she thought she could ever get. Skinner is the 'butt' of her practical joke.
Mulder and Scully have a fight to end all fights, then discover that making up makes it all worthwhile.
I don't know what it says about me that this is one of my favourite stories. I love that Mulder and Scully's fight was so low down and dirty. I love that they're both still fuming. I love that Scully heads out in search of satisfaction, and I love the awkwardness of her chosen beau. I love the intensity of their passion, bordering on love/hate, and I love that things don't quite go right. I'd love to have seen this one on TV 😀
The Midnight Sinderella Series:
AllThingsX goes all out with this smutfest. It seems that once the floodgates are opened, this pair are unstoppable. My real life is still full on, so I needed something light and fluffy. Give your intellect a rest and enjoy.
What happens after the funeral in Emily...
A lesson for CC: When you give the agents life-changing angst, don't just ignore it the next week, make it count by turning it into a rampant smutfest. Mulder helps Scully deal with the aftermath of Emily.
The ever-erotic, if sometimes clumsy, dance from UST to RST. Some allergies, some games, some alcohol, some smut.
Oops, I'm late posting today, and a fic that wasn't supposed to be published yet was accidentally set free. It's been one of those days. I re-read this story last night and I'd forgotten how funny it is. It's highly recommended, especially if you're in need of something lighter... like when your day starts with taking a flying fox to the wildlife hospital for euthanasia and you come home to a sobbing family member who needs consoling and you discover you published a fic you didn't intend to until you'd contacted the author.... :'(
No clever summary. Smut biscuit, pure and simple.
To summarise it, in a still non-clever way, Mulder is on a deep undercover assignment, and a concerned Scully just happens to find him at the right time. It falls under the irresistible 'fake sex gets out of hand' trope. The company Mulder's been keeping start to question his manhood when after three months he's never hooked up on one of their regular drinking excursions, so Scully helps him regain some credibility. 😉
My memory is hazy so I can't remember whether Allison is the author's real name or another pseudonym. While I'm leaning towards them both being pen names, I've posted it as Sue Schramm just in case. (I just don't want people's smutty fanfic to show up when a potential employer is googling them, for example.)
Scully goes on a date. Mulder is incensed! Comedy and Love ensue.
I thought I'd lighten things up with some jealousy smut. The Scully/Other is no more than a plot device, therefore it could be argued that there is some plot involved.
He Wore a Fedora: Mulder. Striptease.
Dancing Fool: How did Mulder prepare for his striptease? And how did
Scully handle the knowledge he was going to do it? Prequel to "He
Wore A Fedora." You should probably read (or re-read) that before
you tackle this.
Two to Tango: Mulder and Scully become partners in every sense of the word. Sequel to "Dancing Fool" and "He Wore A Fedora."
Another frivolous fic for stress release. This one features Stripper!Mulder doing his thing for Scully at a charity event. I would have definitely preferred seeing this on TV rather than that nightmare inducing line dancing sequence, so I'm sad that M&S don't belong to Jodi. The introduction mentions '1-900-OH-SANTA' which I posted yesterday, but they're not related, so it's not necessary to read that before reading this.
Scully is finding this Christmas particularly stressful until she takes matters into her own hands. (a little pun intended)
The Sisters in Smut, Exalted Queens of Lurid Fiction, Jacquie & Teresa, wrote this exceptional holiday-themed smutmonster. I hadn't planned to post this one yet, but since it's mentioned in tomorrow's 'He Wore a Fedora' I decided to post it today for reference. Just pretend it's Christmas in July.
Another collection of tropey fics - this time it's two agents consorting in the one tent. There are only three in this edition, but they're all longer PWPs, and some even snuck in a little plot.
Circumnavigation by Suzanne Schramm
Sometimes you don't know where you're going until you
get there.
Wildcats by Sheryl Martin (Nantus)
You're not getting anything more than
sex, sex and romance... oh, did I mention sex?
He Otter Known Better by Manik
Mulder's fiendish plans for an erotic weekend go awry when a large weasel launches himself at Scully. A certain portion of Mulder's anatomy suffers several indignities, but in the end, everyone lives happily ever after.
Time Frame: Seasons 4 & 5. Starts out post-Paper Hearts. Ends post-Pine Bluff Variant. Some malarky in between.
Warning – bad, bad sex. But that’s not the end, so keep reading.
One of those times that things don't go right, which has to resolve itself. MalibuSunset is always a pleasure to read, even her bad sex is good. 😀
In the Car: Mulder and Scully find themselves in the car.
In my Room: Mulder and Scully find each other in his room.
In a Nutshell: Scully goes home early, and Mulder does too.
I get warm just thinking about these fics...
Butterflies All Tied Up: Mulder and Scully are back to work at the X-files, but a madman in their midst finally sends their relationship in a new direction, and someone is watching.
Orchids in Bloom: A fluffy bit of smut, so those persons who are on a higher plane should fly away. Mulder comes home drunk from a bachelor's party and gets the third degree.
Even Doves Have Pride: In the three whirlwind months since M/S have become involved, you'd think they would be entwined in a congenial
union. Perhaps, but suddenly things are moving too quickly for Scully.
Even Doves Have Pride II: The moment of truth has arrived for Mulder and he's suffering from some anxiety.
This is bugs' first foray into fan fiction, which she acknowledges may be a tad unrealistic. That thought did cross my mind on occasion, but it's not too difficult to go with it. The entire story is told through the eyes of a third person, giving it a voyeuristic feel. But I do love a third party perspective on the complicated Mulder-Scully relationship.
I'm now re-releasing this one as I've added the remaining stories in this universe to the file. Bugs kindly created artwork for each of the stories, which you can find in the ePub & PDF versions.
Mulder tries pushing Scully away to protect her. Scully doesn't give up that easily.
Neytirijade delights us with some MSR smut at the Gunmen's on New Years Eve. There's a dash of Fowley angst, a pinch of idiotic Mulder, and a splash of self-medicating Scully all whipped up into a delicious coming together. 😉
Mulder gets in hot water with an agitated Scully. A post Brand X fic.
Mulder and Scully in a laundromat. What more can I say? Spin cycle!
Trixie also made a cover for this fic, as did I. As usual, everyone else does nice romantic collages, and I just do smut...
“Scully?” One more whispered question. Slowly, unbelievably, she formed the words.
“Yes, Mulder. We’ll stay.”
She didn’t dare look at him. She barely heard him over the music: “Oh, Scully …”
M&S find better things to do than speak to some informant...
Filling in the gaps before, during and after Arcadia, with alternating POVs.
Yes it's another Arcadia fic. This one's a lot shorter on plot than Illusions - it's pretty much just a fun, irreverant, frolicsome smutromp. Scully gets to play a little one-on-one with Mulder, and it turns into one of those lurid fics that CC warned us about. Ms AM has decided to out herself as her current author name: Ms31x129
Ms31x129 also provided her own cover, below, which is on the actual fics.
Mulder and Scully go on a stakeout in rural backwoods Virginia. Scully gets her man.
Sequel - Maggie Scully makes an observation. Scully makes things right.
!very mildly (if at all) dubcon, dom!Scully.
Two amusing stories: A perp that gets away, and some naughty little forest critters who also get away (after getting a show from two agents on a stakeout and taking some of their clothes with them). There's also an accidental switch-flicking faux pas during a second stakeout fail, and Scully makes Mulder pay for a few faux pas of his own. That might not make sense but I'm tired.
Original dustjackets by Kacaso
A Stiff One: “It’s 4:45. It’s the weekend. The case is over. We’ve been given our reprimand. Let’s just get out of here.” “You know, I could use a drink... A stiff one.”
10: Skinner has a bad week but is rewarded in ways he could not
even have hoped for.
A Stiff One is Shannon's first time at a first time fic. Some bar-inspired smut. 10 is a sequel, but covers some ground from A Stiff One.
I originally uploaded this one in 2019 but omitted the sequel. I was just scrolling through prospective uploads and noticed my mistake so I've decided to re-release the more complete version.
ShannonK is legendary for her steamy fics of varying character couplings. I did groan at little at the choice of dance tunes in this as I've come across them in a few stories, but don't let them distract you from the action. The follow-up, 10, starts as a third party perspective of what goes on in the first story before skipping to 2 weeks later. I've had to add a few tags. 🙂
*I've obfuscated Shannon's full name because I'm under the impression she no longer wants it used. Please correct me if I'm wrong.
A conversation. A game. All is not what it seems.
This is one of those fics that sticks in your mind long after reading it. It's widely recommended and received a couple of mentions in the 2000 Spooky Awards.
This fic can be found on a number of recommendation pages. These are a couple of other illustrations I've managed to collect for it.
Can he keep the darkness away?
What's a girl to do when she's trapped in the rubble with her partner and they're never going to be rescued? Then what's she supposed to do after they're miraculously rescued?
Mulder and Scully find themselves trapped in a phone booth in a foreign town...
This is a short PWP challenge-fic to make up for all the drama of the Alternative Season 8 I just posted. It may not be award winning literature, but Xenoprobe has to gets points for creativity in being able to get Moose and Squirrel indulging in the four-legged foxtrot for the first time in a phone booth.
I: All the other writers came up with serious, soul-searching post-“En Ami” fics. I wrote smut. Go figure. While watching that scene in the restaurant, I really wished Mulder could see Scully in that black dress…
II: Mulder takes Scully dress shopping to replace that little black number he burned in the incinerator in my last fic.
Mulder can show a bit of a jealous and territorial streak, but it rarely extends beyond some quality pouting. At the end of En Ami he took his pouting to a new level as he tried to deal with the hurt, fear and betrayal he felt over Scully's jaunt with Cancerman. I loved Mulder's intensity, and this angst has delivered many a delicious fic. Evielouise capitalised on the smut potential as she brought together a conciliatory Scully and a fuming Mulder for a smouldering first intimate encounter. She then continued with a little more Mulder territory marking in the followup.
Mutual: Scully is caught doing something... erm... private. Mulder decides to let her know the feelings are mutual.
Mutual II: Son of Mutual: Back by popular demand, Mulder and Scully continue to prove to each other that the feeling is... you got it, Mutual.
Mutual III: This Time It's Personal: Returning in the third installment of this little series, Mulder and Scully go to the Bureau Ball (thanks to whoever gave me the idea to try and blow the lid off that cliche-ridden experience) and find themselves... in between a rock and a *hard* place?
Mutual IV: Mutual in Space: Mulder and Scully finally do the deed and hundreds of fan fic readers around the world get off my back...
Mulder, Scully, and some tropelicious smut, thanks to the wonderful JessM.
This dustjacket was inspired by (ie totally ripped off from) Fiona's "NightFlight" image, which I believe is an illustration for Sheryl Martin's story of the same name. I can't post it until I get a few more fics between M & N so the blatant ripoff isn't so blatant...
Carpe Felis Mortuus: How far would Mulder & Scully go for a little nookie?
Performance Art?: Mulder and Scully delve into the world of Modern Art… Some might call that kinky
According to Nic, this is 265.98% SMUT. CFM is a rampantly smutcentric fic involving a frustrated Scully, a teasing Mulder, a beach, a rental car, and the line: "We're going to wash this car like you've never washed one before in your life." It's early in their physical relationship and Scully's at a convention, so the sexual tension is extreme and they're both a bit desperate when Mulder turns up.
I've also added Performance Art? which is described by the authors as an homage to CFM. Unfortunately the "Carpe 2" mentioned in the headers for this fic has never eventuated to my knowledge.
I actually tried a few different illustrations of the car wash scene for this cover over the years, and thankfully I finally managed to make one that wasn't too porny! 😀
Full title: The press of darkness in the swell of night (is where I find my healing)
Post S2x13: Irresistible. Mulder takes care of Scully following the nightmare with Donnie Pfaster.
Jessahme actually managed to turn a horrific experience into one Scully will never want to forget. Mulder wants to remove all traces of Donnie Pfaster and make sure Scully has pleasant memories of the bruises and marks on her body...
SO! I threw around the idea that Mulder likes to be spanked and was asked to write it!
This is just a little bit of gratuitous smut just because Mulder deserved a spanking after One Son. Spooky66 and I collaborated on this illustration for her post-One Son punishment fic. We just had to make Dom!Scully spank Mulder with a name plate with her name on it. I'm so easy to lead astray.
After five long and eventful years, Mulder and Scully finally get to grips with each other (snigger).
AUTHOR’S NOTES: This story was inspired by a comment Gillian Anderson made to the effect that if Mulder and Scully were to get together after all this time, it would be intense rather than romantic. So when they come to film this, she’ll be happy with her character anyhow. I should also acknowledge the people who wrote all those millions of K’s of ‘G’ rated MSR on the Gossamer archive. If it were not for them, I wouldn’t have been driven to write this, and I would missed out on all this fun.
“Oh Dana.” “Oh Fox.” Oh show some sense. Stand back, I’ll do it.
The tagline says it all. In response to obviously one too many Fox/Dana romances, Rachel blessed us with her take on Mulder and Scully's 'first time'. I do love some passion (and occasional fisticuffs) in a first time story, and this delivers. Enjoy.
I figured some PWP was in order after recent angsty fics posted.
Ramp Series combined.
The original cover art was done by Donnilee, which I combined and made pretty for the series cover. 🙂 The images are also on the linked web page, so try to avoid opening any of the links while you're at church.
Imagine Mulder and Scully under the influence of Love Potion Number Nine.
Agape ah-GA-pay: Unselfish love for all persons. An ethical theory according to which such love is the chief virtue, and actions are good to the extent that they express it, is sometimes called agapism. Agape is the Greek word most often used for love in The New Testament, and is often used in modern languages to signify whatever sort of love the writer takes to be idealized there. In New Testament Greek, however, it was probably a quite general word for love, so that any ethical ideal must be found in the text’s substantive claims, rather than in the linguistic meaning of the word. (Cambridge Dictionary of Philosophy, 1995)
This one isn't as dubcon as it sounds. 🙂 Our agents show great restraint... until they don't.
A third party finds himself observing some pretty personal happenings between his best friend's little sister and her partner.
The unintentional voyeurism that happens when Bill Scully tries to set his sister up with his best friend is described by said friend. I do love a third party perspective on MSR.
Includes:
Category: SPM - At the request of Nell, Cindy and assorted other perverts, I hereby announce the creation of the SexPigMulder category. Insistent, persistent, and doesn’t take “later” for an answer. Not non-con or rape, just an insatiable man who wants what he wants when he wants it.
Who doesn't love an insatiable Mulder? I need mindless smut in my life to counteract all the torturous angst I read. Give me M&S anywhere, any time, the more implausible the better. I find their inability to resist quite irresistible. 🙂
Anthology containing:
Truth or Dare: Mulder and Scully are the most unconventional “couple” around. Why should their first sexual encounter be…well…conventional????
Expense Account: Our lovable agents get a little carried away in their basement office, and face an untimely interruption.
Payback: Mulder gets Scully back for her earlier actions.
Not enough plot to summarize. I only wrote one story as Anubis. As for the rest, I'm not sayin'.
What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. Anubis was a shared pseudonym used by a number of authors. Rivka T has claimed this short, smutalicous tale set while Mulder and Scully are undercover as a couple.