Cost Analysis by Suzanne Schramm

850 Words

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Mulder tells Scully to go home but she's still out in the field the next day. At what point did she tell him "No way, Jose. I stay"?

A missing part of the Requiem conversation in the bed.

By far the shortest story I've posted here, but I love the cover art. I'm not sure who created it, but I picked it up from Suzanne's section of alanna.net.

 

Wildwash Series by OKayVal

7,000 Words

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  1. Wildwash:  Leaving the past behind...
  2. Wild Wild Mulder: Sequel to "Wildwash." A conversation about cowboys gives Mulder an idea.
  3. Bareback: Sequel to "Wild Wild Mulder." Mulder makes amends, as only he can.
  4. Sleep Becomes Him: Follow-up to "Bareback." The morning after.

Mulder in chaps. Need I say more? This series begins the day after M&S did the wild thing for the first time, post-Closure.

Donnilee made dustjackets for all 4 stories:

Scene of the Crime by Donnilee

6,500 Words

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Mulder reacts to a Scully outfit and starts an emotional avalanche.

 

I'm a sucker for the decoy!Scully trope, and this fic is an all-time favourite. Mulder's tongue can't help itself when faced with Scully's under-dressed cleavage, and to be totally honest, even as a straight woman  I can appreciate the temptation that naked Scullyboobs would present.  Slight dubcon (but not unwanted) Mulder!tongue action.

Freeze I & II by KRoch

5,200 Words

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Mulder and Scully struggle to keep warm overnight in their broken down car as they wait for help to arrive.

A very early proponent of "mind candy", KRoch, demonstrates that a sleeping bag is optional when it comes to keeping warm in this hump day smut.

Swirling Water by Paradise

3,000 Words

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Scully takes a vacation half way across the country, Mulder finds her, and does what we've all been waiting for.

Pissy Scully takes time away from Mulder. Mulder can't handle it. Smut ensues.

I'm struggling a little to get back into posting after spending weeks wrangling software and attempted hackers. I still have some more stuff here to tidy up since the last wordpress update broke a few things, but I seriously need that vacation I was planning now. I wonder whether Mulder would follow me across the country if I just take off...

Under the Influence by Ktblle

5,000 Words

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“If you stop, I promise I will fuck you within an inch of your life tonight.”

Note: Special stunt clones were used in this fic. Please don't try this yourself.  CW: Drunken shananigans.

A shoutout to the bartenders of DC who go above and beyond to ensure their drunken clientele make it home safely by calling a trusted colleague. Don't be expecting much more in the way of plot in this one. Your're welcome.

Rumor & Bartering Contentment by Beduini

11,000 Words

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Rumor: It started like many rumors do - in the ladies room on the sixth floor. This time it happened to be during the five-minute break between departmental speakers in the first quarterly review of the new Millennium.

Bartering Contentment: Turning fledgling physical intimacy into a relationship you can wear every day.

Two glorious stories from Beduini. Some Scully/Mulder violence is involved in our agents' first frenetic coming together.

Girl 77 by MoJo

5,800 Words

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Mulder's favourite dancer has been murdered.

Oh the angst when Scully discovers that Mulder has been seeing an adult entertainer who is almost her double.  Some ever-popular substitution fic from MoJo.

Demonstrative by Abracadabra

7,000 Words

Book Cover: Demonstrative by Abracadabra

A class lecture with some interesting results.

Abracadabra shows us that a relevant plot can be superfluous with our adventurous agents in this hot little hump day fic.

Game (The) by Diana Battis

4,900 Words

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Learning to play can be dangerous.

Another delightful fic from Diana Battis for hump day.

Yee Haw & Much More by Satina

61,000 Words

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Yee-haw : Rated NC-17, MSR RST, H : Mulder and Scully go undercover (or is that under covers?) as a married couple working on a ranch. When Mulder is injured in a sensitive place, who will provide the TLC he needs?

Two of a Kind : Rated NC-17, MSR RST, dub-con elements : Post-ep to "Three of a Kind" in which the Lone Gunmen find Scully under the influence of the injected drug and instead of just knocking her out, they call Mulder.

If I Were Her... : Rated NC-17, M/S : Musings of a fellow female agent.
If I Were Him... : Rated NC-17, M/S : Musings of a fellow male agent.

Drawing a Bath : Rated NC-17, MSR, UST, 'bation : Scully draws a bath while talking with Mulder on the phone.

OutFoxed : Rated NC-17, Sc/O, MSR RST : Scully has a boyfriend. Mulder doesn't like him. All is not what it seems.

Rose Petal : Rated PG , MSR : Post-ep to "Never Again" in which Mulder's thoughts during Scully's absence are examined. Sorry, no smut here, just an angst-fest.

Not Everything Is About You : Rated NC-17, MSR, BDSM : Another "Never Again" post-ep. "You know, this is unacceptable. If he's going to treat me like his slave, he's gonna learn to do it right."

This last story includes Krycek non-con with Scully so I've put it at the end should you wish to skip it.

Dark Secrets : Rated NC-17, Sc/K non-con, MSR RST : Post-ep to "Paper Clip" in which instead of Krycek and Cardinal shooting Scully's sister at her apartment, Krycek goes to Scully's apartment, ties her up and makes her call Mulder, who has to watch while he does nasty things to her.

This anthology doesn't include Not an Exercise in Subtlety or Risky Business, which are already available at x-libris.


Before Satina went over to the slash side, and occasionally afterwards, she wrote some extremely satisfying MSR erotica. She had a gift for capturing the intense desire our agents had for one another. These are those stories (plus one PG fic and minus the ones above that I've already posted here.)

If you're interested in reading Satina's Mulder/Krycek fics, they can be found at HegalPlace.com on wayback.

Kacaso made covers for many of these fics, but sadly few of the M/S ones remain.

Small Things by XochiLuvr

5,000 Words

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One man's trash is his partner's treasure - himself. Post-Pilot smut

XochiLuvr decides to torture Mulder in a whole new way with this hump day PWP. I think that we can all agree that this one's definitely AU. Bob makes a regular appearance in the show after all...

Contradiction by AmandaRex

3,800 Words

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It may seem like there’s a plot, but bear with me. I promise it has pretty much no bearing on the true meaning of this story at all. I wrote it to fulfill my personal smut quotient for the week.

Although this is set after the UnNatural, it's more of a post-ep for Milagro.

Hump day PWP. 🙂 Although this is set after the UnNatural, it's more of a post-ep for Milagro.  I'm not sure what else to say about this one - maybe don't expect a lot of romance.

Enough I & II by Nicole

5,500 Words

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Enough I: Crucify Me:  Post Gethsemane. Our agents are angry. Prepare yourself for a gritty!Scully and pissed!Mulder.

Enough I: Crucify Me (Epilogue): Mulder and Scully make-up. Kinda.

Enough II: Come Play My Game: Ummmm....Sex? Mind Candy? Mulder and Scully at a Ft. Lauderdale Club.

Some hump day PWP.  I love it when they have to fuck out their differences 🙂

I actually have a huge number of short fics with classic covers that I'd like to post. I was thinking of a month-long short fic special, but maybe "Hump Day Humping" could be a thing...

Pandora’s Box by Rachel Anton

8,900 Words

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Scully’s curiosity gets the better of her.

Author’s notes: This thing is the result of one too many conversations about Bad Blood. It takes place after Scully’s second autopsy and drifts off into a universe all it’s own...

A bonus fic because I'd meant to post it on 22 February - 23 years since Bad Blood first aired in the USA, although I could have saved it until 18 May when it first aired in Australia I suppose.

It's a favourite episode, but one that's distinctly underrepresented in smutfics.

Bad Blood Challenge!!!!

There’s so much opportunity in this ep for some added smut that I’d like to issue a challenge to our wonderful fanfic community to smutify the episode in as many different ways as possible.  Here are some suggestions:

  • Mulder’s slide show… in the dark… having to prove once and for all who’s right. I don’t know about Scully, but Mulder’s slide shows turn me on.
  • They were drugged!!!! run with it.
  • Scully straightening up Mulder’s clothes while they wait for Skinner. What was that all about??? Did they get it on on the couch in Skinner’s waiting area, or did they arrive like that?
  • Sliding around on his belly behind an RV must have necessitated some Scully-doctoring to make sure something important wasn’t injured. She’d have to have been more concerned than he indicated.  At the very least, running her fingers through some hair is guaranteed to have happened.
  • Magic fingers. That’s got  to lead your mind somewhere dirty.
  • Scully puts the cowboy boots Mulder told her to pack to good use and rides him wearing nothing but...
  • Mulder’s theme from shaft - There are lyrics like private dick and sex machine to play with, if not at the time, maybe later Scully could tease him about it when he comes to…
  • Jealous Mulder confronts Scully in the morgue, perhaps?
  • Getting stuck together in the coffin in the vampire's RV.
  • Do they even know remember what happened before they woke up that last morning in Texas?
  • Channel Gillian’s inner troll since it’s her favourite episode, and get Mulder and Scully to get it on in some other outlandish way.

I hereby challenge all authors to write me some Bad Blood smut to put in a Shipper's Digest anthology 😀 Send any and all fics or links to fics you'd like to submit to xlibris at xf-redux dot com by 30 April 2021. Please xxx

Little Blue Pill & Heat Wave by Caz_the_Beeslayer

4,800 Words

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Little Blue Pill: Someone spiked Mulder's drink with viagra at the FBI ball...

Heat Wave: Mulder and Scully have a little fun with ice cream Set after little blue Pill

All I can say is that I wish I had a trusting working relationship like this with my handsome co-workers.  Scully goes above and beyond the call of duty at this FBI Ball.  Later on they relieve each other in the heat.

Because these were companion fics I left them out of both the Heat and the FBI Ball Shipper's Digests when they were compiled.  There's not much substance to them, so I'm releasing this 'book' as a bonus extra to celebrate ...ummm... Groundhog Day on Tuesday!  Best wishes for a Happy  Groundhog Day!

Bed & Breakfast Series by DavidS, Tess, Jacquie Lava & ga

11,000 Words

Book Cover: Bed & Breakfast Series by DavidS, Tess, Jacquie Lava & ga

I’ve never been a B&B type of guy. Until now. Until Scully.

Mulder and Scully and a vacation at a B&B.

This fic is the ultimate in escapism; it's  the beauty of what an unencumbered M&S in love look like.   It started as a IWTB Mailing List punishment fic, handed out over grave misdemeanors such as posting a story twice to the list.  There are quite a few really juicy fics resulting from such punishment, and I'm hoping to collect as many as possible and combine in one volume here.

Meanwhile, this is the final story in my daily PWP distraction from US political drama postings, I hope. I'd like to think that as long as Mulder and Scully are doing the wild thing, all is right in the world.  Hopefully we're back to M, W & F posts. 🙂

Torn Shirt Series by Soleil Compeau

16,000 Words

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Mulder finds something in his closet that seems to reflect Scully's care and love for him. He keeps it, and begins to concoct fantasies centering around that memento, fantasies in which Scully openly shows her desire for him.

Continuing with my extra PWP for world peace posts, Soleil provides some post-Monday fantasy.

Backseat Ethics by Flynn

5,800 Words

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Cotton candy for the mind. No violence, no guns drawn (and quickly lost) - just all the things I'd want to do if it were ME in that car.

A second weekend PWP distraction from reality fic.  Flynn manages to give us intense UST in an existing relationship. Now that's talent.

Hydrotherapy, Water Torture & A Healing Touch by Krikkit

3,000 Words

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Hydrotherapy: What better way to unwind after a long, hard day?

Water Torture: Eavesdropping isn’t always such a good idea.

A Healing Touch: Mulder and Scully finally give in.

Some bonus PWP as a distraction from world events.  Hang on in there.

I've used a cover made by Jamie over at thejfiles.com. I can't say that it belongs to this fic, but I can't say it belongs to any other fic, so it's here. 🙂

Merry Christmas, Scully by Stephanie K

12,000 Words

Book Cover: Merry Christmas, Scully by Stephanie K

Merry Christmas, Scully: Mulder and Scully exchange gifts, dreams and love at Christmas, post Redux II.

Merry Christmas, Scully 2: Making Snow Angels: Mulder remembers spending Christmas day with Scully as he fights a blizzard to return to her at the cottage to make snow angels.

Another Christmas, another cabin in the woods. 🙂

After Eight by DashaK and Plausible Deniability

8,500 Words

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Is it the magic of the Eight Ball, the Christmas spirit, or something that’s been a long time in coming?

Nothing but Christmas cheer, schmoop and smut here. We don't know
nothin' bout no angst.

Fortunately Mulder and Scully's office parties happened before social distancing ruined all the fun, although  I never had this much fun at any of mine.  Put on some Duran Duran and enjoy.

Melancholia by Jeylan

11,300 Words

Book Cover: Melancholia by Jeylan

A wayward walk on a ghostless, haunted afternoon.

This is a stunningly beautiful fic by Jeylan, which I was inspired to post by KR who likes to receive fic recs for her birthday.  Happy birthday KR, I hope you enjoy this one.

Shipper’s Digest 05: Halloween

33,000 Words

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A selection of steamy stories where our heroes do the horizontal hula at Halloween. Definitely Adults Only!!!

  1. Scully in Black Leather by HavelockXF
  2. Aloha Puddytat by DFantum
  3. I'd Know You Anywhere by Yonada
  4. The Grim Reaper by Amy McClure
  5. The Treat of an Unexpected Trick by Sister X
  6. Mind Candy by B Dipherowa
  7. Urban Legends by SueBee
  8. And Dance by the Light of the Moon by RivkaT & MustangSally
  9. Master of Reality by Khyber

More treats than tricks. More pocus than hocus.  It's probably not surprising that Mr & Mrs Spooky enjoy halloween.  This is a bit of a mixed bag of stories.  The majority are first time fics.  Most are refreshingly light on plot, but there's a case file in there too. There's a lot of light-hearted fun to enjoy in this batch.

Splash in Texas, A & Fireworks by xfimnotdone

15,000 Words

Book Cover: Splash in Texas, A & Fireworks by xfimnotdone

A Splash in Texas: Mulder and Scully return to Texas for vacation fun, improving their relationship has never been so fun or so hard.

Fireworks:  After their argument in Texas, Scully comes to terms with what she wants and how to control her controlling side.

There's no shame in shameless smut.  There should be more of it in this messed up world we live in. 🙂

I'm still plugging away at Donnilee's "Other Author" sites, and I've done Michelle/xfimnotdone's now, twice, and decided that this 4th July fluff was appropriate to post here given the date.

Donnilee's Fireworks dustjacket is MIA, so I've done a replacement for the site.  There are a few yet to replace on Michelle/xfind's pages once I get the rest of the sites updated.

Fireworks cover by x-trash.com

If your eyes hurt too much at the web link to the left, I'm trying a new version at  https://donnilee.xf-redux.com/xfind/.

xfimnotdone, I haven't shown you the new version yet to decide between them because you're supposed to be studying and I don't want to be a bad influence... I'll be in touch...

Direct Orders by Donnilee

10,000 words

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Mulder and Scully get together while sent on a missing person's case for the Director of the Bureau.

I've been totally hyperfocussed on recoding Donnilee's old website from scratch for the last week so when I realise it's Monday and I haven't uploaded anything here, Donnilee is an obvious choice.  It's just a standalone, purely because that took the least amount of time.  There's probably still at least a week's work to go on that site, since it was totally mobile-unfriendly and ridlled, just riddled with an absolutely ridiculous amount of excess code (which wasn't Donnilee's fault - just a result of using microsoft products), so you may be getting more of her stories this week...  It's a site I've picked up and put down multiple times because of the challenge it posed, but I'm determined to finish it this time.  If all goes to plan, I may be able to add a web link by Wednesday.

Meanwhile, I hope you enjoy some classic Donnilee case-file fluff. 🙂  (I didn't make the cover more subtle for the site photo this time because the fact that I was planning to censor only female breasts  bothered my feminist sensibilities. )

Ten Seconds by Amy McClure

3,000 Words

Book Cover: Ten Seconds by Amy McClure

What if Mulder and Scully's first time is, well...less than perfect?? (Okay, okay, I know their first time will be incredible, but just go with me here...)

This one's just a quickie. 10 seconds was all I had to prepare and upload a fic after the week I've had, so 10 Seconds is what you get 🙂

Cheekies Stories by Jacquie LaVa & Avalon

14,000 Words

Book Cover: Cheekies Stories by Jacquie LaVa & Avalon

Cheekies, Wet With Rain:  Mulder loses a bet but ends up winning.

Sequels - Cheekies, In the Night & Cheekies, In the Spring

A special bonus release for Cinco de Mayo... wild, unadulterated PWP, purported to cure any ills*.

You know when Jacquie (or ChaCha as I think of her) is involved, the dynamic duo are going to have dynamic fun. 😉

*not tested on or guaranteed to cure any actual ills. Please seek medical advice, but it shouldn't hurt to read this while you're waiting...

 

Shipper’s Digest 04: Fixing the Family Jewels

14,500 Words

SHIPPERS DIGEST 4 includes:

  • The South Shall Rise Again by Gina Rain
  • Barnacle Babies by Humbuggie
  • Payback by Madame Butterfly &
  • The Wrong Arm of the Law by Terma99

As we all know, Scully's a medical doctor, and there are occasions where that skill is needed to take care of Mulder's mistreated man-parts.  These are but 4 fics where such an indignity has been suffered.  I actually laughed out loud in some parts, which felt wrong under the circumstances, so I hope I'm not alone.

Again, I've linked to further reading on AO3...

The South Shall Rise Again cover by Gina Rain

Beltane Fire by Prufrock’s Love

5,000 Words

Book Cover: Beltane Fire by Prufrock's Love

Mulder has a very, very good dream. Or does he?

A glimpse into what Mulder was up to during 'all things'.  This one is absolutely impossible to tag, but it's only a short one, so go on and read it.

I wanted to post a Beltane fic for Beltane, so this was the obvious choice. I'm limited to providing the original web link only in accordance with Pru's wishes, but fortunately the story is in a single text file, so you can print it from your browser in PDF format [Ctrl+P], or use a plugin like EpubPress for chrome/firefox. It just dawned on me that I don't download anything using my phone so I have no idea how to do that...

 

Seeds & Shells by AliciaK

7,300 Words

Book Cover: Seeds & Shells by AliciaK

Seeds: Scully discovers the hidden benefits of Mulder’s oral fixation.
Shells: More oral fun with our intrepid agents. A follow-up to "Seeds."

Some bonus weekend PWP. Mulder must have a well-toned tongue.

You Saucy Thing & Wickedly Innocent by Nessie

13,700 Words

Book Cover: You Saucy Thing & Wickedly Innocent by Nessie

Nessie has kindly filled in a couple of blanks from the second season episode "Red Museum".

 

April Fool’s Day by Sister Spooky

7,500 Words

Book Cover: April Fool's Day by Sister Spooky

Happy April Fool's Day! I hope Sister Spooky's foolery adds some Mulder and Scully fun to your day. 

Scully plays joke that gets her more than she thought she could ever get.    Skinner is the 'butt' of her practical joke.

Catfight by Donnilee

16,500 Words

Book Cover: Catfight by Donnilee

Scully loses her cool and fights for Mulder's honor, revealing more than she  meant to. What will they do now?

Second Dustjacket by Donnilee

Sal From 4C by Dianora & MD1016

12,000 Words

Book Cover: Sal From 4C by Dianora & MD1016

Mulder and Scully have a fight to end all fights, then discover that making up makes it all worthwhile.

I don't know what it says about me that this is one of my favourite stories.  I love that Mulder and Scully's fight was so low down and dirty. I love that they're both still fuming. I love that Scully heads out in search of satisfaction, and I love the awkwardness of her chosen beau. I love the intensity of their passion, bordering on love/hate, and  I love that things don't quite go right.  I'd love to have seen this one on TV 😀 

Midnight Sinderella Series by AllThingsX

17,000 words

Book Cover: Midnight Sinderella Series by AllThingsX

The Midnight Sinderella Series:

  1. Under the Table - Not everything turns into a pumpkin at midnight!
    Pure fluff-not big on plot, but smut abounds!!!!!!!
  2. Lunch Time - Scully's turn-..
  3. What Mulder Likes - we find Mulder and Scully enjoying some quiet time in Scully's apartment,er-bedroom. This more of a seduction type
    encounter-drawing out the fun just a bit...
  4. Rush Hour - The end of the day finally approaching, Mulder and Scully attend one last meeting before they head home for the night-the very long night. Oh, and the drive home ain't bad either!
  5. Moon Over Georgia - Never rely on bathroom accessories you didn't install yourself!

AllThingsX goes all out with this smutfest.  It seems that once the floodgates are opened, this pair are unstoppable.  My real life is still full on, so I needed  something light and fluffy.  Give your intellect a rest and enjoy.

Touched but Never Held by Rachel Anton

16,500 Words

Book Cover: Touched but Never Held by Rachel Anton

What happens after the funeral in Emily...

A lesson for CC:  When you give the agents life-changing angst, don't just ignore it the next week, make it count by turning it into a rampant smutfest.   Mulder helps Scully deal with the aftermath of Emily.

Beds Are Burning by ShannonK

12,700 Words

Book Cover: Beds Are Burning by ShannonK

The ever-erotic, if sometimes clumsy, dance from UST to RST. Some allergies, some games, some alcohol, some smut.

Oops, I'm late posting today, and a fic that wasn't supposed to be published yet was accidentally set free.  It's been one of those days.  I re-read this story last night and I'd forgotten how funny it is.  It's highly recommended, especially if you're in need of something lighter... like when your day starts with taking a flying fox to the wildlife hospital for euthanasia and you come home to a sobbing family member who needs consoling and you discover you published a fic you didn't intend to until you'd contacted the author....   :'(

Never by A Kinney (Sue Schramm)

9,400 Words

Book Cover: Never by A Kinney (Sue Schramm)

No clever summary. Smut biscuit, pure and simple.

To summarise it, in a still non-clever way, Mulder is on a deep undercover assignment, and a concerned Scully just happens to find him at the right time.  It falls under the irresistible 'fake sex gets out of hand' trope.  The company Mulder's been keeping start to question his manhood when after three months he's never hooked up on one of their regular drinking excursions, so Scully helps him regain some credibility. 😉 

My memory is hazy so I can't remember whether Allison is the author's real name or another pseudonym. While I'm leaning towards them both being pen names, I've posted it as Sue Schramm just in case.  (I just don't want people's smutty fanfic to show up when a potential employer is googling them, for example.)

Butt, Montana & Hellhole, Idaho by Jess M

8,900 Words

Book Cover: Butt, Montana & Hellhole, Idaho by Jess M

Scully goes on a date. Mulder is incensed! Comedy and Love ensue.

I thought I'd lighten things up with some jealousy smut. The Scully/Other is no more than a plot device, therefore it could be argued that there is some plot involved.

He Wore a Fedora Series by JHJArmstrong

10,000 words

Book Cover: He Wore a Fedora Series by JHJArmstrong

He Wore a Fedora: Mulder. Striptease.

Dancing Fool: How did Mulder prepare for his striptease? And how did
Scully handle the knowledge he was going to do it? Prequel to "He
Wore A Fedora." You should probably read (or re-read) that before
you tackle this.

Two to Tango: Mulder and Scully become partners in every sense of the word. Sequel to "Dancing Fool" and "He Wore A Fedora."

Another  frivolous fic for stress release.  This one features Stripper!Mulder doing his thing for Scully at a charity event.  I would have definitely preferred seeing this on TV rather than that nightmare inducing line dancing sequence, so I'm sad that M&S  don't belong to Jodi.  The introduction mentions '1-900-OH-SANTA' which I posted yesterday, but they're not related, so it's not necessary to read that before reading this.

1-900-OH-SANTA by J LaVa & TBishop

19,000 words

Book Cover: 1-900-OH-SANTA by J LaVa & TBishop

Scully is finding this Christmas particularly stressful until she takes matters into her own hands. (a little pun intended)

 

The Sisters in Smut, Exalted Queens of Lurid Fiction, Jacquie & Teresa, wrote this exceptional holiday-themed smutmonster. I hadn't planned to post this one yet, but since it's mentioned in tomorrow's 'He Wore a Fedora' I decided to post it today for reference. Just pretend it's Christmas in July.

Shipper’s Digest 02: Two Agents, One Tent

14,000 words

Another collection of tropey fics - this time it's two agents consorting in the one tent.  There are only three in this edition, but they're all longer PWPs, and some even snuck in a little plot. 

Circumnavigation by Suzanne Schramm
Sometimes you don't know where you're going until you
get there.

Wildcats by Sheryl Martin (Nantus)
You're not getting anything more than
sex, sex and romance... oh, did I mention sex?

He Otter Known Better by Manik
Mulder's fiendish plans for an erotic weekend go awry when a large weasel launches himself at Scully. A certain portion of Mulder's anatomy suffers several indignities, but in the end, everyone lives happily ever after.

Sex and Loathing by MalibuSunset

16,500 Words

Book Cover: Sex and Loathing by MalibuSunset

Time Frame: Seasons 4 & 5. Starts out post-Paper Hearts. Ends post-Pine Bluff Variant. Some malarky in between.

Warning – bad, bad sex. But that’s not the end, so keep reading.

One of those times that things don't go right, which has to resolve itself. MalibuSunset is always a pleasure to read, even her bad sex is good. 😀 

In the Car Series by Icedteainthebag

10,000 words

Book Cover: In the Car Series by Icedteainthebag

In the Car: Mulder and Scully find themselves in the car.

In my Room: Mulder and Scully find each other in his room.

In a Nutshell: Scully goes home early, and Mulder does too.

I get warm just thinking about these fics... 

In the Ruins by Lydia Bower

10,000 words

Book Cover: In the Ruins by Lydia Bower

Some fires destroy. Others cleanse. Mulder and Scully experience both.

The office isn't the only thing sizzling in this The End post-ep. 🙂

Butterflies All Tied Up Universe by bugs

40,000 words

Book Cover: Butterflies All Tied Up Universe by bugs

Butterflies All Tied Up: Mulder and Scully are back to work at the X-files, but a madman in their midst finally sends their relationship in a new direction, and someone is watching.

Orchids in Bloom: A fluffy bit of smut, so those persons who are on a higher plane should fly away. Mulder comes home drunk from a bachelor's party and gets the third degree.

Even Doves Have Pride: In the three whirlwind months since M/S have become involved, you'd think they would be entwined in a congenial
union. Perhaps, but suddenly things are moving too quickly for Scully.

Even Doves Have Pride II: The moment of truth has arrived for Mulder and he's suffering from some anxiety.

This is bugs' first foray into fan fiction, which she acknowledges may be a tad unrealistic.  That thought did cross my mind on occasion, but it's not too difficult to go with it.  The entire story is told through the eyes of a third person, giving it a voyeuristic feel.  But I do love a third party perspective on the complicated Mulder-Scully relationship.

I'm now re-releasing this one as I've added the remaining stories in this universe to the file.  Bugs kindly created artwork for each of the stories, which you can find in the ePub & PDF versions.

Beauty in the Breakdown by Neytirijade

8,800 words

Book Cover: Beauty in the Breakdown by Neytirijade

Mulder tries pushing Scully away to protect her. Scully doesn't give up that easily.

Neytirijade delights us with some MSR smut at the Gunmen's on New Years Eve.  There's a dash of Fowley angst, a pinch of idiotic Mulder, and a splash of self-medicating Scully all whipped up into a delicious coming together. 😉

Gradual Precipitation by Narida Law

19,300 words

Book Cover: Gradual Precipitation by Narida Law

Mulder gets in hot water with an agitated Scully.  A post Brand X fic.

Mulder and Scully in a laundromat.  What more can I say?  Spin cycle!

Trixie also made a cover for this fic, as did I.  As usual, everyone else does nice romantic collages, and I just do smut...

Bittersweet Release by Adara

16,000 words

Book Cover: Bittersweet Release by Adara

“Scully?” One more whispered question. Slowly, unbelievably, she formed the words.

“Yes, Mulder. We’ll stay.”

She didn’t dare look at him. She barely heard him over the music: “Oh, Scully …”

M&S find better things to do than speak to some informant...

Arcadia Series by Ms31x129

9,800 words

Book Cover: Arcadia Series by Ms31x129

Filling in the gaps before, during and after Arcadia, with alternating POVs.

Yes it's another Arcadia fic.  This one's a lot shorter on plot than Illusions - it's pretty much just a fun, irreverant, frolicsome smutromp.  Scully gets to play a little one-on-one with Mulder, and it turns into one of those lurid fics that CC warned us about.  Ms AM has decided to out herself as her current author name: Ms31x129

Ms31x129 also provided her own cover, below, which is on the actual fics.

Arcadia I-V cover by Ms31x129

Shut Up, Mulder & Bitch by David S

14,800 words

Book Cover: Shut Up, Mulder & Bitch by David S

Mulder and Scully go on a stakeout in rural backwoods Virginia. Scully gets her man.

Sequel - Maggie Scully makes an observation. Scully makes things right.

!very mildly (if at all) dubcon, dom!Scully. 

Two amusing stories: A perp that gets away, and some naughty little forest critters who also get away (after getting a show from two agents on a stakeout and taking some of their clothes with them). There's also an accidental switch-flicking faux pas during a second stakeout fail, and Scully makes Mulder pay for a few faux pas of his own. That might not make sense but I'm tired.

Original dustjackets by Kacaso

Stiff One, A by ShannonK

10,000 words

Book Cover: Stiff One, A by ShannonK

A Stiff One is Shannon's first time at a first time fic.  Some bar-inspired smut.

ShannonK* is legendary for her writing of rather steamy fics.  Try not to groan too loudly and her choice of dance tunes (i don't know how many fics I've read over the years with these songs played) and just go with it.  Lick. Drink. Suck. Hot damn.

*I've obfuscated Shannon's full name because I'm under the impression she no longer wants it used.  Please correct me if I'm wrong.

Cellphone by Marasmus

4,600 words

Book Cover: Cellphone by Marasmus

A conversation. A game. All is not what it seems.

This is one of those fics that sticks in your mind long after reading it. It's widely recommended and received a couple of mentions in the 2000 Spooky Awards. 

This fic can be found on a number of recommendation pages.  These are a couple of other illustrations I've managed to collect for it.

Impatient & Intent by Beduini

3000 words

Book Cover: Impatient & Intent by Beduini

Season 6 Valentine's day smut.  Sometimes you just can't wait.

Beduini makes for some impatient reading with her mastery of smut.

Darkness by Donna

5,700 words

Book Cover: Darkness by Donna

Can he keep the darkness away?

What's a girl to do when she's trapped in the rubble with her partner and they're never going to be rescued? Then what's she supposed to do after they're miraculously rescued?

Four Walls by Xenoprobe

2,000 words

Book Cover: Four Walls by Xenoprobe

Mulder and Scully find themselves trapped in a phone booth in a foreign town...

This is a short PWP challenge-fic to make up for all the drama of the Alternative Season 8 I just posted.  It may not be award winning literature, but Xenoprobe has to gets points for creativity in being able to get Moose and Squirrel indulging in the four-legged foxtrot for the first time in a phone booth. 

Little Black Dress I & II by Evielouise

7,000 words

Book Cover: Little Black Dress I & II by Evielouise

I: All the other writers came up with serious, soul-searching post-“En Ami” fics. I wrote smut. Go figure. While watching that scene in the restaurant, I really wished Mulder could see Scully in that black dress…

II: Mulder takes Scully dress shopping to replace that little black number he burned in the incinerator in my last fic.

Mulder can show a bit of a jealous and territorial streak, but it rarely extends beyond some quality pouting.  At the end of En Ami he took his pouting to a new level as he tried to deal with the hurt, fear and betrayal he felt over Scully's jaunt with  Cancerman.   I loved Mulder's intensity, and this angst has delivered many a delicious fic.  Evielouise capitalised on the smut potential as she brought together a conciliatory Scully and a fuming Mulder for a smouldering first intimate encounter.  She then continued with a little more Mulder territory marking in the followup.

Mutual Series by JessM

17,000 words

Book Cover: Mutual Series by JessM

Mutual: Scully is caught doing something... erm... private. Mulder decides to let her know the feelings are mutual.
Mutual II: Son of Mutual: Back by popular demand, Mulder and Scully continue to prove to each other that the feeling is... you got it, Mutual.
Mutual III: This Time It's Personal: Returning in the third installment of this little series, Mulder and Scully go to the Bureau Ball (thanks to whoever gave me the idea to try and blow the lid off that cliche-ridden experience) and find themselves... in between a rock and a *hard* place?
Mutual IV: Mutual in Space: Mulder and Scully finally do the deed and hundreds of fan fic readers around the world get off my back...

Mulder, Scully, and some tropelicious smut, thanks to the wonderful JessM.

This dustjacket was inspired  by (ie totally ripped off from) Fiona's "NightFlight" image, which I believe is an illustration for Sheryl Martin's story of the same name.  I can't post it until I get a few more fics between M & N so the blatant ripoff isn't so blatant...

Carpe Felis Mortuus & Perforance Art? by Heathers and NicoleVanDam

21,700 words

Book Cover: Carpe Felis Mortuus & Perforance Art? by Heathers and NicoleVanDam

Carpe Felis Mortuus: How far would Mulder & Scully go for a little nookie?

Performance Art?: Mulder and Scully delve into the world of Modern Art… Some might call that kinky

According to Nic, this is 265.98% SMUT.  CFM is a rampantly smutcentric fic involving a frustrated Scully, a teasing Mulder, a beach, a rental car, and the line: "We're going to wash this car like you've never washed one before in your life."  It's early in their physical relationship and Scully's at a convention, so the sexual tension is extreme and they're both a bit desperate when Mulder turns up.

I've also added Performance Art? which is described by the authors as an homage to CFM. Unfortunately the "Carpe 2" mentioned in the headers for this fic has never eventuated to my knowledge.

I actually tried a few different illustrations of the car wash scene for this cover over the years, and thankfully I finally managed to make one that wasn't too porny!  😀 

Press of Darkness… by JessahmeWren

6,700 words

Book Cover: Press of Darkness... by JessahmeWren

Full title:  The press of darkness in the swell of night (is where I find my healing)

Post S2x13: Irresistible. Mulder takes care of Scully following the nightmare with Donnie Pfaster.

 

Jessahme actually managed to turn a horrific experience into one Scully will never want to forget.  Mulder wants to remove all traces of Donnie Pfaster and make sure Scully has pleasant memories of the bruises and marks on her body... 

Lifeguard by ML & Jacquie LaVa

4,200 words

Book Cover: Lifeguard by ML & Jacquie LaVa

A beach, the sun, some brief swimwear, a locked cabana and our Agents... who could ask for anything more?

After Touching Jericho I figured some PWP was in order.

Playing Goddess by Shalimar

5,000 words

Book Cover: Playing Goddess by Shalimar

Mulder and Scully go camping.

S'mores, skinnydipping & smut.

I really wanted to share "Five Years and One Night" by Shalimar but as I was preparing it I noticed it had a Do Not Archive request.  I still don't know whether I should post those ones; I kind of figure that it's 20+ years later and the care factor is probably no longer there, but I want to comply with the authors' wishes.  Let me know what you think so I can blame you all 😉 Or if you know how to contact Shalimar can you please beg her for me?  Thanks.

 

 

Additional cover art by Dantzi Jean

Punishment by Spooky66

1,500 words

Book Cover: Punishment by Spooky66

SO! I threw around the idea that Mulder likes to be spanked and was asked to write it!

This is just a little bit of gratuitous smut just because Mulder deserved a spanking after One Son.  Spooky66 and I collaborated on  this illustration for her post-One Son punishment fic.  We just had to make Dom!Scully spank Mulder with a name plate with her name on it.  I'm so easy to lead astray.

With a Vengeance by Rachel Arlington

10,000 words

Book Cover: With a Vengeance by Rachel Arlington

After five long and eventful years, Mulder and Scully finally get to grips with each other (snigger).

AUTHOR’S NOTES: This story was inspired by a comment Gillian Anderson made to the effect that if Mulder and Scully were to get together after all this time, it would be intense rather than romantic. So when they come to film this, she’ll be happy with her character anyhow. I should also acknowledge the people who wrote all those millions of K’s of ‘G’ rated MSR on the Gossamer archive. If it were not for them, I wouldn’t have been driven to write this, and I would missed out on all this fun.

“Oh Dana.” “Oh Fox.” Oh show some sense.   Stand back, I’ll do it.

The tagline says it all.  In response to obviously one too many Fox/Dana romances, Rachel blessed us with her take on Mulder and Scully's 'first time'.  I do love some passion (and occasional fisticuffs) in a first time story, and this delivers. Enjoy.

Ramp Series by OKayVal

14,800 words

Book Cover: Ramp Series by OKayVal

I figured some PWP was in order after recent angsty fics posted.

Ramp Series combined.

  • Ramp I - The Right Angle: A Valentine’s Day surprise for Scully
  • Ramp II - A Different Angle: Scully’s turn to surprise Mulder.
  • Ramp III - Surprise Angle: "Escape is at hand for the travelin' man (and woman)!"
  • Ramp IV - From Every Angle: Mulder can't wait, as usual...

The original cover art was done by Donnilee, which I combined and made pretty for the series cover. 🙂  The images are also on the linked web page, so try to avoid opening any of the links while you're at church.

Agape by Marti Mulder

17,000 words

Book Cover: Agape by Marti Mulder

Imagine Mulder and Scully under the influence of Love Potion Number Nine.

Agape ah-GA-pay: Unselfish love for all persons. An ethical theory according to which such love is the chief virtue, and actions are good to the extent that they express it, is sometimes called agapism. Agape is the Greek word most often used for love in The New Testament, and is often used in modern languages to signify whatever sort of love the writer takes to be idealized there. In New Testament Greek, however, it was probably a quite general word for love, so that any ethical ideal must be found in the text’s substantive claims, rather than in the linguistic meaning of the word. (Cambridge Dictionary of Philosophy, 1995)

This one isn't as dubcon as it sounds.  🙂  Our agents show great restraint... until they don't.

Closet Doors by Narida Law

11,600 words

Book Cover: Closet Doors by Narida Law

A third party finds himself observing some pretty personal happenings between his best friend's little sister and her partner.

The unintentional  voyeurism that happens when Bill Scully tries to set his sister up with his best friend is described by said friend.  I do love a third party perspective on MSR.

Away Series by Mimic117

17,000 words

Book Cover: Away Series by Mimic117

Includes:

  • Blown Away: Riding out a storm doesn't have to be a hardship.
  • Washed Away: Scully's changed her mind about tempting fate again. Or has she?
  • Driven Away: He's driving her crazy.
  • Carried Away: Some people just can't help getting carried away.

Category: SPM - At the request of Nell, Cindy and assorted other perverts, I hereby announce the creation of the SexPigMulder category. Insistent, persistent, and doesn’t take “later” for an answer. Not non-con or rape, just an insatiable man who wants what he wants when he wants it.

Who doesn't love an insatiable Mulder?  I need mindless smut in my life to counteract all the torturous angst I read.  Give me M&S anywhere, any time, the more implausible the better. I find their inability to resist quite irresistible.  🙂

Truth or Dare Series by Amy McClure

7,800 words

Book Cover: Truth or Dare Series by Amy McClure

Anthology containing:

Truth or Dare: Mulder and Scully are the most unconventional “couple” around. Why should their first sexual encounter be…well…conventional????

Expense Account: Our lovable agents get a little carried away in their basement office, and face an untimely interruption.

Payback: Mulder gets Scully back for her earlier actions.

Sore Luck at the Luxor by RivkaT

12,000 words

Sore Luck at the Luxor cover

Not enough plot to summarize. I only wrote one story as Anubis. As for the rest, I'm not sayin'.

What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas.  Anubis was a shared pseudonym used by a number of authors. Rivka T has claimed this short, smutalicous tale set while Mulder and Scully are undercover as a couple.  

Airport, The (AKA The Chili’s Fic) by JessM

10,000 words

Book Cover: Airport, The (AKA The Chili's Fic) by JessM

SUMMARY: Up, up and away!
RATING: Oh, NC-55? (even I can't read it without feeling dirty)
CONTENT WARNING: Ladies and gentlemen, please return to your seats. The captain has turned on the Fasten Seatbelts sign, as we expect to encounter some turbulent SMUT.
CLASSIFICATION: SMUT, SMUT, SMUT, MSR, SMUT

 

In case that didn't clue you in, this is pure, unadulterated smut.  It's one of those stories that's reached legendary status in the fandom, to the extent that it has even been mentioned by Gillian Anderson.  Thanks to Trelawney there are a few dustjackets for Jess's fics, so there are more to come.