Gazebo by Mish

5,000 Words

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Explicit - Adults only (E/NC-17)

XFAuthors:
Mish

Genres:
2500 - 7500 words (Short Story), Seasons 6-7 (FTF Fallout/SOSS), Mulder/Scully Romance, Standalone

Tags:
Erotica, Established MSR, FBI Ball/Other Event, Frenzied smut, Humorotica, Jealousy, Short but Smut (PWP), Smut, Smuttin' Somewhere Reckless, Undercover, FBI Ball/Party/Event Smut, WetSmut (Smut in the Water)

Cover Artists:
x-trash.com

Originally Posted:
2003

Grabbing her hand, he guides her from under the canopy of cobwebbed limbs into the back yard...

This out-take from No Quarter Given was supposed to be released last week in acknowledgement of the New Orleans Mardi Gras, but I got hyper-focussed on Scully's Birthday instead. I'm releasing it as a special weekend bonus since I had a couple of double-up days that I'm trying to shuffle. With Mish taking you to southern Louisiana, with its hauntingly twisted oaks draped with Spanish moss, then add two attractive FBI agents fucking like the alium invasion is nigh, you'll forget what day it is.

Let me just add how awesome Sybil's contributions to the fanfic community were that she inspired so much birthday fic dedicated to her. Maybe for her birthday next year I could do an anthology of her birthday or challenge fics...

Fifteen Minute Window by WhiteRaevyn

6,700 Words

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XFAuthors:
WhiteRaevyn

Genres:
Seasons 4-5 (Mid), 2500 - 7500 words (Short Story), Mulder/Scully Romance, Standalone

Tags:
Erotica, FBI Ball/Other Event, Fluff, Jealousy, Short but Smut (PWP), Smut, UST to RST (First time), Possessiveness, FBI Ball/Party/Event Smut, NYE

Cover Artists:
x-trash.com, WhiteRaevyn

Originally Posted:
1998

A New Year's Eve party provides some Scully/Mulder angst, and a way for our two fave agents to get naughty.

[I seem to get more replies when I aim for the SMUT target (Sexual Mutual Understanding and Trust), so I am catering to the public.]

Some more holiday smut. 'Tis the season and all.

Black Tie Affair by somekindofseizure

20,000 Words

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XFAuthors:
somekindofseizure

Genres:
20K - 50K words (Novella), 7500 - 20K words (Longer Story), Combined Series, No Era Given, Mulder/Scully Romance

Tags:
Action-adventure, Car Smut, Erotica, FBI Ball/Other Event, Fluff, Frenzied smut, Humor, Humorotica, It's complicated, Kidnapped/Abducted/Hostage, Marathon Smut, Outdoor Smut, Short but Smut (PWP), Smuttin' Somewhere Reckless, Steamy Smut, Stuck!fic, Übersmut, Undercover, UST to RST (First time), Pretend Couple, Possessiveness, FBI Ball/Party/Event Smut, Going Commando

Cover Artists:
x-trash.com

Originally Posted:
2016

Black Tie Affair #1:  Written for a prompt: "If you keep looking at me like that, we're not going to make it to a bed."

Black Tie Affair #2: Mulder and Scully get dressed up once again and play spies as they try to catch some elusive bad guys.

Black Tie Affair #3:  Mulder and Scully continue their roles as Spies.

Black Tie Affair #4: Another assignment, but Scully thinks she's outfoxed Mulder this time.

Black Tie Affair #5: Mulder and Scully go to the South of France while on the job as international spies.

Black Tie Affair #6: Mulder and Scully's international intrigue continues...

Black Tie Affair #7: Mulder and Scully's assignment comes to an end.

Although there are 2 more parts of the Goshen Universe to post, I've had to take a short break from it while I fix some stuff up behind the scenes. It's all available at AO3 anyway.

I felt the need to lighten the mood a little, so I've gone with some smut-humour, or humoritca as I refer to it.  I just adore this series by somekindofseizure. Mulder and Scully are temporarily assigned to "The jewel and art thief rich criminal James Bond Thomas Crown spy ring division" of the FBI, and are arguably the worlds worst spies. In their defense though, they have a lot of distractions to deal with. I'm LMAO just thinking about it.

The main link to AO3 will take you to the series, otherwise each individual story is linked above.

Spin by Rachel Lee Arlington

11,000 Words

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XFAuthors:
Rachel Arlington

Genres:
Seasons 1-3 (Early), Seasons 4-5 (Mid), 7500 - 20K words (Longer Story), Mulder/Scully Romance, Standalone

Tags:
Amnesia, Erotica, FBI Ball/Other Event, Humorotica, CW: M&S Noncon/Dubcon, Relationship Angst, Short but Smut (PWP), Smut, Smuttin' Somewhere Reckless, Under the Influence, UST to RST (First time), Drunk!Mulder, Drunk!Scully, FBI Ball/Party/Event Smut

Cover Artists:
x-trash.com

Originally Posted:
1997

Alcohol makes people do the strangest things ...

!dubcon (both drunk)

This probably isn't the strangest thing I could think of making these particular people do. 😉  I admit that it's not a particularly original concept. But it is the festive season, so please enjoy some drunken party  shenanigans.

I've been very scatterbrained this week, and had a lot of trouble trying to decide which stories to upload. Then I kept forgetting which stories I'd prepared and did a few extra. Then I ended up posting a fic that wasn't specifically Christmas related as the first of the seasonal fics...  My loss of focus is your gain as long as I don't get too distracted again - I'll try to remember to post a couple of those accidental extra festive stories this week.

Truth (The) by Eponine119 & Jessica Taylor

114,000 Words

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XFAuthors:
Jessica Taylor, Eponine119

Genres:
100K+ words (Epic), Seasons 4-5 (Mid), 50K+ words (Novel), Sometime in the future (when written), Mulder/Scully Romance, Standalone

Tags:
Action-adventure, Agents in peril, Alternate Universe, Amnesia, Angst, Desert Island, Ditch!, FBI Ball/Other Event, Fight!, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Implied Smut, Mulder Torture, Office Smut, One Bed, Outdoor Smut, Professional Angst, Relationship Angst, Scully Torture, Serious accident/disaster, Smut, Smuttin' Somewhere Reckless, Stuck!fic, Team Building, Undercover, UST to RST (First time), Vacation, Drunk!Mulder, Pretend Couple, Sick/Injured, FBI Ball/Party/Event Smut, Christmas/Chanukah, Cruise Ship/Boat, Scully's Birthday, Nudity, Caught Nekkid

Cover Artists:
Annex - cover artist unknown

Originally Posted:
1998

Mulder & Scully, undercover as a couple on a honeymoon cruise. This story riffs off just about every fanfic cliche we could think of.  We did this on purpose, and hopefully it will be obvious we wouldn't have been able to write this if we didn't love fanfic enough to have read lots and lots of stories over the past few years.  It's also very long. We hope it's amusing enough to justify both of these things - it sure cracked us up!

This is the cruise fic to end all cruise fics. Actually, this could be the tropey fanfic to end all tropey fanfics.

The first time I read this story I think I was a little impatient to get to the RST, and completely missed so much of the journey. The UST goes well past any healthy person's frustration levels, but bear with it and just try to enjoy the wild ride.

While Mulder and Scully are undercover on a honeymoon cruise for couples who postponed their wedding 3 or more times, they're subjected to Julie from the Love Boat and the indignity of many couples seminars before accidentally getting married  and becoming living legends. I don't have enough tags to do this story justice, (although admittedly I left a couple off and I have to force myself to stop typing now so I don't spoil everything in it. ) It's also funny how prescient some of their humorous suggestions are. For those of us who love a good fanfic trope, this is the holy grail.

There is a second image for this one, which I believe was made by eponine119.

Truth image 2

The X-Libris link above left is just a little thing I'm trying to work on. How usable it is depends on whether I can find a plugin to do what I want...

Little Blue Pill & Heat Wave by Caz_the_Beeslayer

4,800 Words

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Explicit - Adults only (E/NC-17)

XFAuthors:
Caz_the_Beeslayer

Genres:
2500 - 7500 words (Short Story), Seasons 6-7 (FTF Fallout/SOSS), Companion Fics, Mulder/Scully Romance

Tags:
Erotica, Fledgling MSR Relationship, Fluff, Frenzied smut, Humor, Humorotica, Hurt/Comfort, Mulder Torture, Pain & Suffering, Short but Smut (PWP), Smut, Smut Under the Influence, Smuttin' Somewhere Reckless, UST to RST (First time), Drugged, FBI Ball/Party/Event Smut

Cover Artists:
x-trash.com

Originally Posted:
2000

Little Blue Pill: Someone spiked Mulder's drink with viagra at the FBI ball...

Heat Wave: Mulder and Scully have a little fun with ice cream Set after little blue Pill

All I can say is that I wish I had a trusting working relationship like this with my handsome co-workers.  Scully goes above and beyond the call of duty at this FBI Ball.  Later on they relieve each other in the heat.

Because these were companion fics I left them out of both the Heat and the FBI Ball Shipper's Digests when they were compiled.  There's not much substance to them, so I'm releasing this 'book' as a bonus extra to celebrate ...ummm... Groundhog Day on Tuesday!  Best wishes for a Happy  Groundhog Day!

Shipper’s Digest 06: The FBI Ball

41,000 Words

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Explicit - Adults only (E/NC-17)

XFAuthors:
Various (anthology), Jennifer Lyon, Eponine119, OKayVal

Genres:
20K - 50K words (Novella), Seasons 4-5 (Mid), Seasons 6-7 (FTF Fallout/SOSS), Mulder/Scully Romance, Part of a Series, Shipper's Digest - Trope Anthology

Tags:
Action-adventure, Erotica, FBI Ball/Other Event, Fledgling MSR Relationship, Fluff, Frenzied smut, Holidays, Humor, Humorotica, Interrupted Smut, Jealousy, M/S Relationship, One Bed, Smut, Smuttin' Somewhere Reckless, Stuck!fic, Tight Quarters, UST to RST (First time), Possessiveness, FBI Ball/Party/Event Smut

Cover Artists:
x-trash.com

Originally Posted:
1998, 1996, 1997

One time M&S didn't make it to the FBI Ball and six times they did, an anthology of FBI Ball smut:

  • Fortunate Misfortune by OkayVal
  • Three's a Crowd by AnnK
  • Fire and Ice by Jennifer Lyon
  • One Shameless Night by Eponine119
  • FIfteen Minute Window by WhiteRaevyn (Nikki LeF)
  • Your Place or Mine by Bidie Mc
  • Worth the Wait I & II by Atticus

This collection should well and truly cure  you of any residual angst from the Lost series. 🙂

After Eight by DashaK and Plausible Deniability

8,500 Words

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Explicit - Adults only (E/NC-17)

XFAuthors:
DashaK, Plausible Deniability

Genres:
Seasons 6-7 (FTF Fallout/SOSS), 7500 - 20K words (Longer Story), Mulder/Scully Romance, Standalone

Tags:
Erotica, FBI Ball/Other Event, Fluff, Holidays, Short but Smut (PWP), Smut, Smut Under the Influence, Steamy Smut, Under the Influence, UST to RST (First time), Drunk!Mulder, Drunk!Scully, FBI Ball/Party/Event Smut, Christmas/Chanukah

Cover Artists:
Plausible Deniability

Originally Posted:
1999

Is it the magic of the Eight Ball, the Christmas spirit, or something that’s been a long time in coming?

Nothing but Christmas cheer, schmoop and smut here. We don't know
nothin' bout no angst.

Fortunately Mulder and Scully's office parties happened before social distancing ruined all the fun, although  I never had this much fun at any of mine.  Put on some Duran Duran and enjoy.

Shipper’s Digest 05: Halloween

33,000 Words

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Explicit - Adults only (E/NC-17)

XFAuthors:
RivkaT, MustangSally, Various (anthology)

Genres:
20K - 50K words (Novella), Seasons 1-3 (Early), Seasons 4-5 (Mid), Seasons 6-7 (FTF Fallout/SOSS), Various Seasons, Mulder/Scully Romance, Shipper's Digest - Trope Anthology

Tags:
Car Smut, Casefile, Erotica, FBI Ball/Other Event, Fledgling MSR Relationship, Fluff, Frenzied smut, Holidays, Humor, Humorotica, Romance, Short but Smut (PWP), Smut, Smut Under the Influence, Smuttin' Somewhere Reckless, Stakeout, Steamy Smut, Tight Quarters, Under the Influence, UST to RST (First time), Pretend Couple, Stoned, FBI Ball/Party/Event Smut, Halloween

Cover Artists:
Kimpa

A selection of steamy stories where our heroes do the horizontal hula at Halloween. Definitely Adults Only!!!

  1. Scully in Black Leather by HavelockXF
  2. Aloha Puddytat by DFantum
  3. I'd Know You Anywhere by Yonada
  4. The Grim Reaper by Amy McClure
  5. The Treat of an Unexpected Trick by Sister X
  6. Mind Candy by B Dipherowa
  7. Urban Legends by SueBee
  8. And Dance by the Light of the Moon by RivkaT & MustangSally
  9. Master of Reality by Khyber

More treats than tricks. More pocus than hocus.  It's probably not surprising that Mr & Mrs Spooky enjoy halloween.  This is a bit of a mixed bag of stories.  The majority are first time fics.  Most are refreshingly light on plot, but there's a case file in there too. There's a lot of light-hearted fun to enjoy in this batch.

Mutual Series by JessM

17,000 words

Book Cover: Mutual Series by JessM
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Explicit - Adults only (E/NC-17)

XFAuthors:
JessM

Genres:
7500 - 20K words (Longer Story), Combined Series, No Era Given, Mulder/Scully Romance

Tags:
Erotica, FBI Ball/Other Event, Marathon Smut, Oozing UST, Romance, Short but Smut (PWP), Smut, Smuttin' Somewhere Reckless, Solo Smut, Übersmut, UST to RST (First time), FBI Ball/Party/Event Smut, Voyeurism/Thin Walls

Cover Artists:
x-trash.com

Mutual: Scully is caught doing something... erm... private. Mulder decides to let her know the feelings are mutual.
Mutual II: Son of Mutual: Back by popular demand, Mulder and Scully continue to prove to each other that the feeling is... you got it, Mutual.
Mutual III: This Time It's Personal: Returning in the third installment of this little series, Mulder and Scully go to the Bureau Ball (thanks to whoever gave me the idea to try and blow the lid off that cliche-ridden experience) and find themselves... in between a rock and a *hard* place?
Mutual IV: Mutual in Space: Mulder and Scully finally do the deed and hundreds of fan fic readers around the world get off my back...

 

Mulder, Scully, and some tropelicious smut, thanks to the wonderful JessM.

This dustjacket was inspired  by (ie totally ripped off from) Fiona's "NightFlight" image, which I believe is an illustration for Sheryl Martin's story of the same name.  I can't post it until I get a few more fics between M & N so the blatant ripoff isn't so blatant...

I'm getting closer to fixing everything, but there may still be temporary breakages as I'm still doing long-overduebackground stuff. Thanks for being patient.
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